Jess Quote #849
Nick: [on the phone] I found the purse, but your mom has the rings.
Jess: What? [chuckles] Can you ask her for them?
Nick: Yeah, it's a little hard right now. Remember she said she was going on a trip? [women laughing, howling]
Jess: [to Bob] It's gonna be a hair longer.
Bob Day: It's acid, isn't it?
New Girl Quotes
‘Oregon’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Joanie... [chuckles] I don't want to lie to you, so I'm not... There's shells all in these eggs.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Look, this might not be the right time to say this, you guys, but, uh, should we take a straw poll on this whole Cosby thing?
Quote from Coach
Coach: This is a nice place. I mean, it's not the best vineyard in Portland.
Schmidt: Here we go.
Coach: That's Bartleby Cellars, of course.
Cece: How would you even know that?
Nick: Whenever Coach goes to a new city, he learns all about it, like a real weirdo.
Coach: I was an army brat, all right? I moved a lot. Assimilating was key. Oh, and by the way, calling somebody weird in Portland is actually a compliment, so thank you, Nick.