Schmidt Quote #896
Cece: Well, the dream's dead. Apparently, Jake Apex has to work, so he's not gonna come to the wedding. I'm wearing the craziest underwear for nothing.
Schmidt: Okay, look, Cece, you know what we do? We regroup.
Cece: No, it's fine, Schmidt. I'm over it.
Schmidt: It is not fine. Look, Cece, you're the most amazing woman I ever met. If you want Jake Apex, I'm gonna help you get Jake Apex. I'm never gonna stop trying to make you happy, Cece. I promise you, for the rest of my... [phone ringing] Oh, look at that, it's Fawn. [answers phone] Hello, Councilwoman Moscato. Hello, Councilwoman Moscato.
Cece: [quietly] Oh, yeah.
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