Nick Quote #825
Jess: Everything okay?
Nick: I'd spent a long time on the crawl, and now that it's over, it's just a natural sadness. It's just gonna take a minute. Just go on in. It's fine.
Schmidt: What's the holdup?
Winston: Nick's cracking a little bit.
Nick: Everybody, relax, okay? It's just the crawl's over. Kai is over... I got nothing to do. That's it. I'm not cracking. I just have nothing to do.
Jess: Come on! Of course, you have so much to do.
Schmidt: Nick, we're business partners, man. We're teammates.
Jess: You're a smart and talented guy. And tonight we found out that you have a weird, Manson-esque charisma.
Winston: You should make more maps, man. That's what you should do.
Schmidt: You're my idea man!
Nick: Thank you, guys. Thank you for saying all this nice stuff. I love you guys.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Crawl’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Watch and learn, player. If you're a girl and you're in a bar on Valentine's Day, you're basically saying, "Hello. Good February. I'm interested in casual sex."
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Hey, it's my business partner that I was telling you about. Schmidt!
All: Schmidt!
Schmidt: Nick, who are all these people?
Nick: These are the crawlers. The single, the lonely, the close-talkers, the shockingly pale, the stank-mouths,
fat boys in the back... [whoops twice] The chubby-fronts, the delusionally-okay- with-themselves... but no one is alone tonight because...
All: [chant] The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all!
Quote from Nick
Cece: Boom! I'm gonna outdrink you tonight, Miller.
Nick: Cece, your mouth is writing a check that your body can't find. [laughs]
Jess: That's not an expression.
Winston: Regionally specific to Northern Illinois. We say it all the time.
Nick: Thank you, Winston.
Winston: You're welcome. Don't write a check your body can't find.
Nick: [laughs] Every day, man.