Coach Quote #173
May: You again?
Coach: Yeah, me again. Look, um, I'm sorry about earlier. I just, I-I really didn't plan on-on meeting somebody so great tonight, you know? You messed everything up! 'Cause you're, like, awesome and that sucks because it's like, that's not what I want. And you're pretty, which is a bummer. 'Cause it's like, damn! She fine, but it's like,
at the same time, I'm like, I don't need this in my life. You wear a leather jacket...
May: I'm sorry. I'm just confused. Are you trying to say something nice right now?
Coach: Yes. I am. And I'm terrible at it. Is there any way I could get, I ca... I, um... I could get your number maybe?
May: [writes] [coughs]
Coach: Aw... [laughs] A long number. What the hell is this? Is this your e-mail address?
May: Write a good e-mail, and I'll go out with you.
Coach: What?
May: I'm talking full sentences. I'm talking no typos. No pictures. No pictures.
Coach: God, you are gonna make this really hard for me, huh?
May: Yes. [they kiss]
Coach: You smell good.
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Coach: Watch and learn, player. If you're a girl and you're in a bar on Valentine's Day, you're basically saying, "Hello. Good February. I'm interested in casual sex."
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Hey, it's my business partner that I was telling you about. Schmidt!
All: Schmidt!
Schmidt: Nick, who are all these people?
Nick: These are the crawlers. The single, the lonely, the close-talkers, the shockingly pale, the stank-mouths,
fat boys in the back... [whoops twice] The chubby-fronts, the delusionally-okay- with-themselves... but no one is alone tonight because...
All: [chant] The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all!
Quote from Nick
Cece: Boom! I'm gonna outdrink you tonight, Miller.
Nick: Cece, your mouth is writing a check that your body can't find. [laughs]
Jess: That's not an expression.
Winston: Regionally specific to Northern Illinois. We say it all the time.
Nick: Thank you, Winston.
Winston: You're welcome. Don't write a check your body can't find.
Nick: [laughs] Every day, man.