Jess Quote #834
Jess: I'm so sorry that I pretended not to hear you. It's just that... I wasn't ready for it, and sometimes you mumble with your accent, and I never fully understand you. I'm sorry.
Ryan: I'm sorry. I asked you to move in with me out of the blue. What kind of... nutter does that?
Jess: The craziest mother nutter in the whole damn place! Ryan Geauxinue, will you move in with me?
Ryan: I have my own home. You live in a loft with four guys and a urinal. Will you move in with me?
Jess: Yes.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Crawl’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Watch and learn, player. If you're a girl and you're in a bar on Valentine's Day, you're basically saying, "Hello. Good February. I'm interested in casual sex."
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Hey, it's my business partner that I was telling you about. Schmidt!
All: Schmidt!
Schmidt: Nick, who are all these people?
Nick: These are the crawlers. The single, the lonely, the close-talkers, the shockingly pale, the stank-mouths,
fat boys in the back... [whoops twice] The chubby-fronts, the delusionally-okay- with-themselves... but no one is alone tonight because...
All: [chant] The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all!
Quote from Nick
Cece: Boom! I'm gonna outdrink you tonight, Miller.
Nick: Cece, your mouth is writing a check that your body can't find. [laughs]
Jess: That's not an expression.
Winston: Regionally specific to Northern Illinois. We say it all the time.
Nick: Thank you, Winston.
Winston: You're welcome. Don't write a check your body can't find.
Nick: [laughs] Every day, man.