Nick Quote #820
Ryan: Nah, she heard me. It was very obvious.
Winston: I really hate to see you upset. You know, if I had something to g... You know what, I do have something. I have a bag of nuts in my bag. Do you want a bag of nuts?
Nick: Maybe she didn't hear you. You know, she's got a lot of hair. And hair blocks sound. It happened when we were dating all the time.
[flashback to Jess and Nick in the bathroom as she brushes her teeth:]
Nick: Hey, did you get a chance to read my Walking Dead fan fiction yet? [Jess keeps brushing] What'd you think?
New Girl Quotes
‘The Crawl’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Watch and learn, player. If you're a girl and you're in a bar on Valentine's Day, you're basically saying, "Hello. Good February. I'm interested in casual sex."
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Hey, it's my business partner that I was telling you about. Schmidt!
All: Schmidt!
Schmidt: Nick, who are all these people?
Nick: These are the crawlers. The single, the lonely, the close-talkers, the shockingly pale, the stank-mouths,
fat boys in the back... [whoops twice] The chubby-fronts, the delusionally-okay- with-themselves... but no one is alone tonight because...
All: [chant] The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all!
Quote from Nick
Cece: Boom! I'm gonna outdrink you tonight, Miller.
Nick: Cece, your mouth is writing a check that your body can't find. [laughs]
Jess: That's not an expression.
Winston: Regionally specific to Northern Illinois. We say it all the time.
Nick: Thank you, Winston.
Winston: You're welcome. Don't write a check your body can't find.
Nick: [laughs] Every day, man.