Jess Quote #833
Jess: I don't know, it's just such a huge step and so early in the relationship, and I thought that I could skip the question and come back to it later, which is the strategy I taught my S.A.T. prep course.
Cece: All right, let's do pros and cons.
Jess: Okay, pros: I love him. I love his house. I love his accent. When he says "raccoon," he says it like "rac-coon."
Cece: Adorable.
Jess: Cons... His toaster is super-old.
Woman in Stall: [o.s.] Ugh! I tried to stay out of this, but move in with him!
Jess: Yeah, well, I-I want to move in with him, but...
Woman in Stall: No "but," there's no damn "but."
Cece: No "but."
Jess: But... what if I blew it by pretending I didn't hear him? Or maybe it wasn't that obvious.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Crawl’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Watch and learn, player. If you're a girl and you're in a bar on Valentine's Day, you're basically saying, "Hello. Good February. I'm interested in casual sex."
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Hey, it's my business partner that I was telling you about. Schmidt!
All: Schmidt!
Schmidt: Nick, who are all these people?
Nick: These are the crawlers. The single, the lonely, the close-talkers, the shockingly pale, the stank-mouths,
fat boys in the back... [whoops twice] The chubby-fronts, the delusionally-okay- with-themselves... but no one is alone tonight because...
All: [chant] The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all!
Quote from Nick
Cece: Boom! I'm gonna outdrink you tonight, Miller.
Nick: Cece, your mouth is writing a check that your body can't find. [laughs]
Jess: That's not an expression.
Winston: Regionally specific to Northern Illinois. We say it all the time.
Nick: Thank you, Winston.
Winston: You're welcome. Don't write a check your body can't find.
Nick: [laughs] Every day, man.