Coach Quote #166
Coach: May, huh? That's your name?
May: Yeah.
Coach: Ah, that's crazy 'cause, uh... [coughing loudly, clears throat, groans] know I just met you,
but your name's already written on my heart. [shows up cardboard heart] It's fate, baby.
May: It's fate-- seriously?
Nick: All right, come on! Five-minute warning, let's go.
Coach: Dude, I'm kind of in the middle of something.
May: Oh, no, nope, you're in the middle of nothing, because that's the cheesiest thing I've ever seen.
Nick: [chuckles] She hates you, Ernie. But I don't like her for you, anyway. Let's go.
Coach: Wait, what do you mean?
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‘The Crawl’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: Watch and learn, player. If you're a girl and you're in a bar on Valentine's Day, you're basically saying, "Hello. Good February. I'm interested in casual sex."
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Hey, it's my business partner that I was telling you about. Schmidt!
All: Schmidt!
Schmidt: Nick, who are all these people?
Nick: These are the crawlers. The single, the lonely, the close-talkers, the shockingly pale, the stank-mouths,
fat boys in the back... [whoops twice] The chubby-fronts, the delusionally-okay- with-themselves... but no one is alone tonight because...
All: [chant] The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all! The crawl is for all!
Quote from Nick
Cece: Boom! I'm gonna outdrink you tonight, Miller.
Nick: Cece, your mouth is writing a check that your body can't find. [laughs]
Jess: That's not an expression.
Winston: Regionally specific to Northern Illinois. We say it all the time.
Nick: Thank you, Winston.
Winston: You're welcome. Don't write a check your body can't find.
Nick: [laughs] Every day, man.