Schmidt Quote #868
Schmidt: Please take me back. Look, I was duped by a doe-eyed pixie and her Indian henchwoman. Forgive me.
Fawn Moscato: It's fine. It actually worked out. You were such a jackass up there that no one who supported the construction will be able to hold it against me. Plus, I picked up a ton of votes. Or as I like to call them... tiny orgasms.
Schmidt: So let me get this straight: You let me humiliate myself, in public, for your own political gain?
Fawn Moscato: Hmm. Yes.
Schmidt: You're the sexiest woman that I've ever met.
Fawn Moscato: Ah...
Schmidt: Ms. Moscato, wherever you're going, take me with you.
Fawn Moscato: Please... it's "Councilwoman." [they kiss] And I'll call you when I need you.
Schmidt: That is gonna be... so frustrating. But I love it.
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Jess: You can't let her do this! We have to keep fighting!
Schmidt: She's taking me to a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a carniceria tomorrow. You know, Jess, I really think that she may be grooming me to be her arm candy. This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation.
Jess: You, sir, are no Bill Clinton.
Schmidt: I know. I'm Hillary.
Jess: Well, you're not Hillary, either!
Schmidt: I am, too, Hillary!
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Fawn Moscato: Make sure they're sharp. It's political suicide to not cut the ribbon on the first try.
Schmidt: Of course. Look, if there's anyone who understand the importance of a sharp knife, it's a Jewish man.
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Schmidt: Can I try on your uniform?
Winston: No, this uniform is for official police business.
[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
Winston: Looking good, man.
Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."