Jess Quote #808
Jess: Oh, hello, shark. I am woman, the smartest species of them all. [slurps] I didn't realize I'd finished that. I've been waiting here a while.
Schmidt: You underhanded pig woman. You know, there are certain things that you don't do, and exploiting a man's love of tailoring is one of them. Which makes what you did all the more impressive.
Jess: Well, I felt dirty. I felt like Evil Winston. Remember when Winston was evil for that week?
Schmidt: I can't believe I blew it with Fawn. You know, she said that we could have sex in the room where O.J. tried on the glove.
Jess: Schmidt, it doesn't matter what happened at the meeting. She doesn't care about you. She's a power-hungry, self-obsessed woman who just wants a man to shut up and look pretty. That's not what you want, is it?
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Quote from Schmidt
Jess: You can't let her do this! We have to keep fighting!
Schmidt: She's taking me to a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a carniceria tomorrow. You know, Jess, I really think that she may be grooming me to be her arm candy. This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation.
Jess: You, sir, are no Bill Clinton.
Schmidt: I know. I'm Hillary.
Jess: Well, you're not Hillary, either!
Schmidt: I am, too, Hillary!
Quote from Schmidt
Fawn Moscato: Make sure they're sharp. It's political suicide to not cut the ribbon on the first try.
Schmidt: Of course. Look, if there's anyone who understand the importance of a sharp knife, it's a Jewish man.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Can I try on your uniform?
Winston: No, this uniform is for official police business.
[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
Winston: Looking good, man.
Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."