Jess Quote #803
Jess: Okay, so I'm almost finished with form 7D42, but I'm not sure what to put down for landlord's birth city. [Ryan rubs Jess's shoulders] Hey. Ooh. What you doing, hot shot?
Ryan: I was feeling saucy. I've had a glass of red wine.
Jess: Red wine makes you bonkers horny. I'll make you a deal. When I finish a form, you can take off an article
of clothing, and that way, when I'm done, then we can just go nuts on each other.
Ryan: Deal.
Jess: Hey, I'm not finished yet.
Ryan: Oh!
Coach: This is America! Wear pants!
Jess: Red wine. Sorry!
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Jess: You can't let her do this! We have to keep fighting!
Schmidt: She's taking me to a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a carniceria tomorrow. You know, Jess, I really think that she may be grooming me to be her arm candy. This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation.
Jess: You, sir, are no Bill Clinton.
Schmidt: I know. I'm Hillary.
Jess: Well, you're not Hillary, either!
Schmidt: I am, too, Hillary!
Quote from Schmidt
Fawn Moscato: Make sure they're sharp. It's political suicide to not cut the ribbon on the first try.
Schmidt: Of course. Look, if there's anyone who understand the importance of a sharp knife, it's a Jewish man.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Can I try on your uniform?
Winston: No, this uniform is for official police business.
[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
Winston: Looking good, man.
Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."