Jess Quote #802
Fawn Moscato: I'm sorry about the construction noise... it's an issue close to my heart... I do charity work with deaf children. Of course, they would welcome the noise, because it would mean they could hear. Let me let you in on a little secret. Just go to the public works web site and download this form.
Jess: You're a dear, Fawn. [Fawn laughs] I made a pun and I didn't know it.
Fawn Moscato: You're too much. [to Schmidt] Oh. Hi.
Jess: Schmidt, this is Fawn Moscato. She was just giving me a shortcut to file some complaints about the noise. [whispers] Looks like someone brought a shark to the dolphin show. [squeaks] That's a dolphin noise.
Ah. Very good.
New Girl Quotes
‘Shark’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: You can't let her do this! We have to keep fighting!
Schmidt: She's taking me to a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a carniceria tomorrow. You know, Jess, I really think that she may be grooming me to be her arm candy. This could be a real Bill and Hillary situation.
Jess: You, sir, are no Bill Clinton.
Schmidt: I know. I'm Hillary.
Jess: Well, you're not Hillary, either!
Schmidt: I am, too, Hillary!
Quote from Schmidt
Fawn Moscato: Make sure they're sharp. It's political suicide to not cut the ribbon on the first try.
Schmidt: Of course. Look, if there's anyone who understand the importance of a sharp knife, it's a Jewish man.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Can I try on your uniform?
Winston: No, this uniform is for official police business.
[cut to Schmidt wearing Winston's uniform:]
Jess: [whoops] Yeah.
Winston: Looking good, man.
Schmidt: Yeah. We got a code Jewish, code Jewish.
Winston: You under "ch'arrest."