Nick Quote #782
Quote from Nick in Girl Fight
Nick: Kai, I want to go to your place, okay? Wherever it is. So don't be afraid, because I'm not afraid. I know I'm living this rock star life, but I'm still a man of the people.
Kai: But I'm so comfortable. You really want to go outside, get off this bed into the cold right now?
Nick: Look, I like you for you, and... Well, hell, I just hope, deep down, you like me for me and not all the incredible stuff that I have.
Kai: Huh?
Nick: I mean, this room. Half this stuff is mine. I'm, like, I have enough pillowcases for all my pillows, plus an extra pillowcase that I don't even use. Ticket stubs to all the Bears games I've ever been to, except for one. The guitar pick from that guy who played with James Taylor that one night. A Frisbee that I'm currently storing on my neighbor's roof. You know, an autographed Karate Kid II poster from Mr. Miyagi. R.I.P. But none of that matters. I want to be with you, wherever you live. I mean, hell, I've been cooped up in this palace for long enough.
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‘Girl Fight’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: Cece just texted me a smiley face.
Schmidt: Is that bad?
Jess: No, she just texted me the world's first good smiley face. I'm gonna text her [chuckles] a yellow heart. No, uh, yellow heart, whale, thumbs up.
Schmidt: Well, that seems nice.
Jess: [gasps] How dare she? Chinese man, ballerina, apartment building?
Schmidt: What does that mean?
Jess: Fine! Poop. Turban guy. Granny.
Schmidt: Don't text her poop.
Jess: [gasps] Explosion, monkey-see? You want to play dirty? Fine. Slice of cake. Turtle.
Schmidt: Don't sen...
Jess: Oh. [gasps] Double syringe? Double syringe. You're right, Schmidt. Maybe it's time to dig up some berries. The gatherers have become the hunters. Be well.
Schmidt: Wh-Where are you... Where are going? L-Leave those berries be.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Well, congratulations on having sisters, but I know women. You blindfold me, spin me around and drop me into a rainstorm, and I'll still find the G-spot.
Coach: Schmidt...
Schmidt: Let us not forget that I had boobs for the first 19 years of my life. I grew up as a fat, asexual friend-zoner. You can't buy that kind of access.
Quote from Jess
Cece: What the hell just happened?
Coach: Fight.
Schmidt: Yeah. Now it's over. I barely even remember it.
Jess: I cannot believe you guys handle things that way. I'm starting to think that neither one of you read the Madeleine Albright biography I gave you for Christmas.