Coach Quote #136
Quote from Coach in Girl Fight
Cece: But then we both decided that it was better if neither one of us bought it.
Jess: Yep.
Schmidt: The neon yellow purse? With the strap? Yeah, I've seen that. It's in your closet. I wonder how many
rubber duckies needed to die to make that thing.
Jess: Uh, Schmidt, you don't know what you're talking about.
Cece: I got to run.
Coach: Oh...
Schmidt: What?
Cece: Thank you so much for helping with the baby shower. You know, you are just the best.
Jess: No, you're the best.
Coach: Whoa.
Jess: Did I tell you I love your top, by the way?
Cece: No. Oh, I just found this in the back of my closet.
Schmidt: What's... what's happening?
Coach: [whispers] You said too much.
Cece: So, I'll call you later?
Jess: Definitely.
Cece: Okay. Bye!
Jess: Bye! [door closes] Oh, my God!
Schmidt: What just happened?
Coach: That's a girl fight.
New Girl Quotes
‘Girl Fight’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: Cece just texted me a smiley face.
Schmidt: Is that bad?
Jess: No, she just texted me the world's first good smiley face. I'm gonna text her [chuckles] a yellow heart. No, uh, yellow heart, whale, thumbs up.
Schmidt: Well, that seems nice.
Jess: [gasps] How dare she? Chinese man, ballerina, apartment building?
Schmidt: What does that mean?
Jess: Fine! Poop. Turban guy. Granny.
Schmidt: Don't text her poop.
Jess: [gasps] Explosion, monkey-see? You want to play dirty? Fine. Slice of cake. Turtle.
Schmidt: Don't sen...
Jess: Oh. [gasps] Double syringe? Double syringe. You're right, Schmidt. Maybe it's time to dig up some berries. The gatherers have become the hunters. Be well.
Schmidt: Wh-Where are you... Where are going? L-Leave those berries be.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Well, congratulations on having sisters, but I know women. You blindfold me, spin me around and drop me into a rainstorm, and I'll still find the G-spot.
Coach: Schmidt...
Schmidt: Let us not forget that I had boobs for the first 19 years of my life. I grew up as a fat, asexual friend-zoner. You can't buy that kind of access.
Quote from Jess
Cece: What the hell just happened?
Coach: Fight.
Schmidt: Yeah. Now it's over. I barely even remember it.
Jess: I cannot believe you guys handle things that way. I'm starting to think that neither one of you read the Madeleine Albright biography I gave you for Christmas.