Schmidt Quote #832

Quote from Schmidt in Thanksgiving IV

Winston: According to the statute, if you two can't agree, we take it to a vote. The winner gets the girl, the loser gets five grilled cheese sandwiches.
Nick: I'll agree to that.
Schmidt: Let's do it.
Nick: All right, all those in favor of Schmidt not sleeping with Lucy, raise your hand now.
Coach: I don't care.
Cece: Couldn't care less.
Nick: Raise 'em up. Put 'em up.
Schmidt: Huzzah! Warning: tonight things will get loud with Lucy. But don't worry. I'll have her jam a sock in my mouth right before I see angels.
Jess: Okay, guys, what about me?
Schmidt: Get your own sock.

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 ‘Thanksgiving IV’ Quotes

Quote from Jess

Nick: So, I saw your butt earlier. It's been holding up nicely.
Jess: It does the trick.
Nick: And I noticed, uh, Ryan left.
Jess: Yeah. Ugh! It's so embarrassing. I kind of came onto him, and he told me he wanted more than just sex.
Nick: He wanted more than sex and that's a bad thing? How?
Jess: Well, look, I'm his boss. We could get sued, and I could get fired. There's a reason it's against the rules.
Nick: You gotta br... okay. Remember when we tried to watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
Jess: Okay, I stick by that-- that kid is not a hero. All he does is break rules. What's so great about that?
Nick: You're taking Rooney's side. No one takes Rooney's side.
Jess: I'm a vice principal-- Rooney is my people. Ferris hijacks a parade. That is an act of terror.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Okay, I summoned everyone to the roof because Bangsgiving is in peril. All of you are focusing on things that have nothing to do with getting laid. Let us please not repeat the mistakes that we made at my Eight Nights of Hump-akah party.

Quote from Nick

Nick: You want to know what I think, 'cause you're not going to like it.
Jess: What?
Nick: I don't think this is about breaking rules. I think Ryan scares you. You like him, and you're going to have to put yourself out there again, and that scares you. But look, life moves really fast. And if you don't stop and
look around once in a while, you just might miss it.
Jess: Is that from Ferris Bueller?
Nick: Yes, it is.
Jess: Okay.
Nick: It's a terrific movie.
Jess: All right.
Nick: And I delivered it perfectly.
Jess: It was pretty good.