Winston Quote #424
Quote from Winston in Goldmine
Coach: Anything for me?
Winston: Oh, no, this isn't our mail. This is our neighbors' mail. You see, Viv likes it alphabetized. Yet Michelle likes it according to size. (chuckles) Hashtag "go figure," right? Hashtag "did you see how I rhymed?"
Coach: I want to choke you until your eyes literally pop out of your head. Those girls are not going to sleep with you. They are hot. And nothing is less hot than a male secretary.
Winston: [imitates record scratching] What? I think somebody needs to take a good long look at Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel. Dude's eyes are so pouchy, he can barely see anything, and he's still killing it.
Coach: Girls don't have sex with guys who sort their mail.
Winston: Look, I am playing the long game here, Coach, weaving myself into the fabric of their lives. Pretty soon I'll be as permanent as the will that I helped them draw up.
New Girl Quotes
‘Goldmine’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: When I came out, was it flashy? Was it emotional? Am I mad that Anderson Cooper doesn't fly the flag? Or for what he's doing in his own way-- is it even braver?
Jess: These are all really good questions, but I just can't get my mind off, like, why you dress this way. Why aren't you in better shape?
Nick: Don't put me in a box! There's nothing we gay men hate more than being put in a box.
Jess: Good.
Nick: Look, maybe I'm a bear, maybe I'm a twinkler.
Jess: That's not a category.
Nick: [loudly] I like rugby for the game and for the men. Now, if you excuse me, I got to go do that gay thing I was telling you about, because, of course, I'm gay as hell. [Jess laughs] Bye.
Jess: [whispers] That's not how gay men talk.
Nick: [whispers] I am shattering stereotypes.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Wonder what's taking, uh, Jess so long.
Ian: Well, you know women.
Nick: What's women? [laughs] Am I right?
Ian: "What's women?"
Nick: [chuckles] I just don't know them like you know them, is my point.
Ian: Uh-huh. Uh, so, what kind of guys do you like to date?
Nick: Me? All kinds. Yeah. Hunks. If I can get my, uh, paws on a hunk, I don't let go. Uh, ripped nerds. 'Cause they're smart but strong, I guess.
Ian: Uh-huh.
Nick: I like Spanish guys. Throw in a little, uh, hint of German in there, there's a perfect combo.
Ian: Okay.
Nick: Certain ice cream men, I guess. Carpet steamers. Sleepy guys. Uh, we in the gay community call them "drowsers."
Ian: Why would you like a sleepy guy?
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: All right, let me see the new. I accept it.
Cece: Again, it was just a consultation. And actually, I don't even know if I'm gonna go through with it.
Schmidt: You're still here. I saved you. I'm your Schindler. One day, your children are gonna put rocks on my grave.