Jess Quote #713
Quote from Jess in Julie Berkman's Older Sister
Bob Day: Jess, baby, baby, are you okay? You... Here, come on, come on. Let's get you to a hospital. Yeah. Yes.
Ashley: Oh, my God! Is she okay?
Bob Day: I don't know. I mean, are you okay?
Jess: You need to do it now, Dad, before we get flattened by a parade. Come on. [opens ring]
Bob Day: Ashley... will you marry me? And be the stepmom to a very crazy but... but very lovable woman?
Ashley: Yes. Yes. Yes! Oh, yes! Jess, you're my little girl now. Oh, Jess. You go to your room. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. But you should go to a... a hospital.
New Girl Quotes
‘Julie Berkman's Older Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: No, I'm not happy. I'm poor, and I'm living in a filthy thimble. I've gone from riches to rags. It's reverse Annie.
Nick: Oh, spoiler alert. Now you just ruined Annie.
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: Don't worry, don't worry. I got it. I got it. I'll just clean it.
Coach: Dude, there's a sponge in your hand.
Schmidt: No, let him go. He's my inspiration. You know, living with him in that slovenly hellhole has been a secret blessing. It's made me stronger. Without ash to rise from, the phoenix would just be a bird getting up. I am a phoenix, and I will rise.
Cece: He usually says that speech before sex.
Schmidt: By 2015, I will have my own room. And by 2016... [looks off into the distance]
Coach: What is he looking at?
Nick: I don't know.
Schmidt: ...I will be a millionaire.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Give him the account. He's a hard worker, and he's a neat freak. How do I know that? 'Cause I share a room with him.
Gina: You two share a room?
Nick: And you should see his side. It is so clean. It looks like the inside of a Japanese subway. Speaking of sharing a bedroom, Brittany's coming over tonight. Uh, so I'm gonna need ten to 15 minutes of privacy for... I don't need 15 minutes. That's excessive. Give me five to ten. That feels braggy. Give me three to five, but no less than three 'cause that's rude to girls.