Schmidt Quote #777
Quote from Schmidt in Julie Berkman's Older Sister
Schmidt: Thank you guys for coming. It's really helpful that you're here. I'm trying to get my boss to give me the new account. I just have to figure out how to sell sponges to men. What do I have? I have a blood-stained idea notebook filled with terrible ideas. I don't know what to do, you guys.
Winston: Damn it! "Spongey make wipey." I like that.
Schmidt: Okay, please. I don't have a lot of time. This is what we're gonna do. I'm gonna say the word "sponge", and you guys are gonna say the first word that pops into your head, okay? Ready, one, two, three. Sponge.
Nick: Sponge!
Winston: Yellow.
Coach: Sponge.
Nick: That was mine.
New Girl Quotes
‘Julie Berkman's Older Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: No, I'm not happy. I'm poor, and I'm living in a filthy thimble. I've gone from riches to rags. It's reverse Annie.
Nick: Oh, spoiler alert. Now you just ruined Annie.
Quote from Schmidt
Nick: Don't worry, don't worry. I got it. I got it. I'll just clean it.
Coach: Dude, there's a sponge in your hand.
Schmidt: No, let him go. He's my inspiration. You know, living with him in that slovenly hellhole has been a secret blessing. It's made me stronger. Without ash to rise from, the phoenix would just be a bird getting up. I am a phoenix, and I will rise.
Cece: He usually says that speech before sex.
Schmidt: By 2015, I will have my own room. And by 2016... [looks off into the distance]
Coach: What is he looking at?
Nick: I don't know.
Schmidt: ...I will be a millionaire.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Give him the account. He's a hard worker, and he's a neat freak. How do I know that? 'Cause I share a room with him.
Gina: You two share a room?
Nick: And you should see his side. It is so clean. It looks like the inside of a Japanese subway. Speaking of sharing a bedroom, Brittany's coming over tonight. Uh, so I'm gonna need ten to 15 minutes of privacy for... I don't need 15 minutes. That's excessive. Give me five to ten. That feels braggy. Give me three to five, but no less than three 'cause that's rude to girls.