Schmidt Quote #741
Schmidt: Cece.
Cece: Hmm? Hey.
Schmidt: Um, your hair in the moonlight It looks so shiny.
Cece: You know, I'm trying to get a signal so I can talk to Buster, but it's just impossible out here.
Schmidt: In the moonlight, your eyes, they sparkle like, like fish eyes.
Cece: I got one. Now, like, what, do I have to hold it at this angle the whole time?
Schmidt: Why is it so important for you to get in touch with Buster?
Cece: [sighs] Look, you know better than anyone that I don't have the best of luck with relationships. And I know you think he's young for me.
Schmidt: I don't. I just want you to be happy.
Cece: Thank you.
Winston: Guys, guys! You got to come with me right now. Be warned, though. There is a weird guy with a violin hiding behind this vent.
Cece: A what?
Winston: Dude! [groans]
Cece: What's going on?
Schmidt: Come on right. [to the violinist] I will... I will knock you out where you stand, sir. Get back there.
New Girl Quotes
‘Cruise’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Schmidt: You guys are getting back together?
Nick: We're not getting back together.
Schmidt: You're confusing everybody!
Nick: No, it was the grand romance package.
Jess: My God! They were, like, folding these towels. It was so sexy. You try folding towels like that and see if you don't get turned on.
Coach: Yeah, because they fold the towels like vaginas.
Winston: They're swans, dude.
Quote from Nick
Nick: What package would you recommend for two brothers looking for trouble?
Ship Employee: The grand romance package is nonrefundable.
Jess: Well, we're not doing that, so we're good.
Ship Employee: Are you sure? This includes over $600 of activities and...
Nick: We're gonna do it.
Jess: We're not doing it.
Nick: $600? That is 600 one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Guys, we're going on a cruise and you guys are coming with us.
Nick: And none of you have a choice. [Jess laughs]
Schmidt: A cruise? If I wanted to watch a heavy-set guy in sandals eating with his hands, I would've just posted up and watched Nick in the kitchen.