Coach Quote #78
Schmidt: Where you going, Coach?
Doug: He's paddling to heaven, 'cause he's already dead.
Coach: Don't say that!
Doug: Spread your wings, little angel.
Captain Jane Nortis: Douglas that's a little too much.
Coach: Oh, my God! Stroke! Stroke! Ah, there's two of these! How do you do two of these?
Doug: Okay. You're safe. You're okay.
Coach: Stroke! Stroke!
Doug: You're okay! You're okay, you're okay, you're okay. [Coach gasping, sobbing] Shh. [sings] Amazing grace...
Coach: I'm not afraid of boats.
Doug: How sweet. No one's afraid. The sound.
Coach: Okay, I'm good.
Doug: You're good?
Coach: [screams]
New Girl Quotes
‘Cruise’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Schmidt: You guys are getting back together?
Nick: We're not getting back together.
Schmidt: You're confusing everybody!
Nick: No, it was the grand romance package.
Jess: My God! They were, like, folding these towels. It was so sexy. You try folding towels like that and see if you don't get turned on.
Coach: Yeah, because they fold the towels like vaginas.
Winston: They're swans, dude.
Quote from Nick
Nick: What package would you recommend for two brothers looking for trouble?
Ship Employee: The grand romance package is nonrefundable.
Jess: Well, we're not doing that, so we're good.
Ship Employee: Are you sure? This includes over $600 of activities and...
Nick: We're gonna do it.
Jess: We're not doing it.
Nick: $600? That is 600 one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Guys, we're going on a cruise and you guys are coming with us.
Nick: And none of you have a choice. [Jess laughs]
Schmidt: A cruise? If I wanted to watch a heavy-set guy in sandals eating with his hands, I would've just posted up and watched Nick in the kitchen.