Coach Quote #75
Doug: We have fun! [chuckles] But the ocean does not.
Coach: What?
Doug: Listen to what I have to say if you don't want to die.
Jess: Don't worry, Coach. Everyone who works on a cruise ship is a performer. They're just doing a show.
Coach: So what? What are you talking to me about it for? I'm not scared.
Jess: I just thought you should know.
Nick: You're definitely scared.
Jess: Sure.
Coach: I'm not scared, dude. What are you talking about?
New Girl Quotes
‘Cruise’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Schmidt: You guys are getting back together?
Nick: We're not getting back together.
Schmidt: You're confusing everybody!
Nick: No, it was the grand romance package.
Jess: My God! They were, like, folding these towels. It was so sexy. You try folding towels like that and see if you don't get turned on.
Coach: Yeah, because they fold the towels like vaginas.
Winston: They're swans, dude.
Quote from Nick
Nick: What package would you recommend for two brothers looking for trouble?
Ship Employee: The grand romance package is nonrefundable.
Jess: Well, we're not doing that, so we're good.
Ship Employee: Are you sure? This includes over $600 of activities and...
Nick: We're gonna do it.
Jess: We're not doing it.
Nick: $600? That is 600 one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Guys, we're going on a cruise and you guys are coming with us.
Nick: And none of you have a choice. [Jess laughs]
Schmidt: A cruise? If I wanted to watch a heavy-set guy in sandals eating with his hands, I would've just posted up and watched Nick in the kitchen.