Jess Quote #671
Jess: Listen, are boys dumb? Yes. Yes! Do they do disappointing, stupid, stupid things that really hurt your feelings? Yes. Sometimes things don't work out the way you plan them actually, they never work out the way you plan them but, in the end, it's all worth it, and that's why you have to try.
Wendy: Are you talking about sex or dancing?
Jess & Cece: Dancing.
Jess: Oh, God.
Jess & Cece: Dancing, dancing.
Jess: We're talking about dancing.
Cece: Upright dancing.
Wendy: Okay. I'll try.
New Girl Quotes
‘Dance’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: You three are the worst chaperones possible on earth. A dog would be better than you. A plant wearing underwear would be better than you. Ray Charles' ghost would be better than you! Wh- What kind of men are you?
Quote from Jess
Jess: There are two ways this can go. Number one: you tell us why you ruined the dance. Number two: I bash your skull in with a carburetor!
Cece: I thought I was bad cop.
Jess: You are the bad cop. I'm the tough, competent cop, who's good at her job, you're the kind of fumbly, dumb cop who's nice and...
Cece: Yeah, that's not how it works, though. I mean, the good cop is nice and the bad cop is mean.
Jess: That would be nice cop, mean cop.
Cece: That's how it works on every cop show, when you watch it.
Jess: I watch cop shows.
Cece: You need to pay more attention.
Jess: I do pay attention.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Thanks for helping me with my school dance.
Cece: "Love is Forever, ever, ever..." - How many "and ever"s?
Jess: Technically infinity, but I could only fit 12.