Coach Quote #72
Cece: This bike lock was a real punk move. Seems like there's a lot of punks here. Did you do this? Hey. You did this? Huh? You did this?
Coach: Hey, easy, easy. If anyone's messing with this dance, it's one of those teachers Those hats were begging for payback. Let's do this. Hey. Listen up, chaperones. You will obey all of my instructions. This means everything to Jess. Your asses belong to me now. Which means I currently have four asses. The three of yours and mine.
Winston: I think we're capable of handling a bunch of prepubescent kids.
Coach: Do you think you are tough, Winston? You have no idea what these little bastards are capable of. I mean, I love them. I love them with all my heart. But they will hurt your feelings sometimes.
New Girl Quotes
‘Dance’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: You three are the worst chaperones possible on earth. A dog would be better than you. A plant wearing underwear would be better than you. Ray Charles' ghost would be better than you! Wh- What kind of men are you?
Quote from Jess
Jess: There are two ways this can go. Number one: you tell us why you ruined the dance. Number two: I bash your skull in with a carburetor!
Cece: I thought I was bad cop.
Jess: You are the bad cop. I'm the tough, competent cop, who's good at her job, you're the kind of fumbly, dumb cop who's nice and...
Cece: Yeah, that's not how it works, though. I mean, the good cop is nice and the bad cop is mean.
Jess: That would be nice cop, mean cop.
Cece: That's how it works on every cop show, when you watch it.
Jess: I watch cop shows.
Cece: You need to pay more attention.
Jess: I do pay attention.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Thanks for helping me with my school dance.
Cece: "Love is Forever, ever, ever..." - How many "and ever"s?
Jess: Technically infinity, but I could only fit 12.