Jess Quote #636
Quote from Jess in Sister III
Abby: You and Nick are brave. You guys know each other, you get under each other's skin.
Jess: He has the feet of a hippy cult leader.
Abby: But that's the difference. I just throw myself into whatever comes along because I really don't want to be alone.
Jess: Why not? Being alone's great. You should try it sometime. Seriously. It might help you figure yourself out. [sighs] You're Abby Freaking Day. You can do whatever you want. Except vote. [Abby laughs] But, seriously, you should've seen Nick's feet. The bottoms are all black, except for one patch of yellow. [Abby laughs]
New Girl Quotes
‘Sister III’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: Reason 13: I like my stuff and I hate her stuff. Reason number 14: How am I ever gonna change my clothes?
Schmidt: You don't change in front of your girlfriend? You get naked in front of her.
Nick: Yes, but those are different things. When you're naked, you're powerful and it's glorious. When you're changing, you're hunched over and cowering, like an animal.
Schmidt: Animals don't wear clothes, Nick.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Hey. I'm sorry that this didn't work out. I'm sorry that we sucked.
Jess: Look, we don't suck. I'm crazy about you, but I don't have to spend every second with you in what amounts to a one-room log cabin.
Nick: Cabins are what drove the Pilgrims crazy. That's why they killed each other at the Plymouth Rock Massacre.
Jess: That's not a real thing.
Nick: So how did the millions of Pilgrims die?
Jess: There definitely weren't millions of Pilgrims.
Nick: Then how do you explain my 37-page essay about it?
Jess: I think you made it up in your head.
Nick: This seems like one of those "agree to disagree" moments...
Jess: No. It's not.
Nick: I'm also older than you.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Is that why you guys are sorting through my garbage? I appreciate the concern, you guys, but Abby has changed.
Coach: Then how do you explain this?
Schmidt: I put my coffee grounds in a plastic bag so it doesn't get the rest of my trash dirty.
Coach: Really?
Cece: Yeah, he does that.
Coach: You got clean-ass trash, man. I don't even need gloves for this.
Schmidt: Quit sorting through my trash, Coach. You're messing it all up.