Schmidt Quote #678
Coach: You could use that for something.
Schmidt: That's the "Glass Menagerie."
Coach: Yeah.
Schmidt: I'll sit her down right on top of that.
Coach: Oh, absolutely.
Schmidt: The, uh, "Star 68."
Coach: Where's that at?
Schmidt: Right there on that pillow.
Coach: Oh. Wow.
Schmidt: The "Jumanji."
Coach: Yeah, you do the the "U Lock" on here. That'd be cool.
Schmidt: The "Jean-Michel Basquiat."
Winston: Oh, okay.
Schmidt: The "Fabric Softener." That's the "Kansas City Shaker."
Coach: This, right here? I like that.
Schmidt: Yeah. Back there, that's the "Nia Vardalos."
Winston: Ooh. Nice.
Coach: That's nice, dude.
Schmidt: That one's "sex on the Rug," which is and, again, it's pretty obvious. But that's you know, why mess with a classic?
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Schmidt: Oh, what's that? Uh, you want to watch the game? Which one? Basketball? Football? Of Thrones?
Winston: Oh! That is awesome, man. Look at this place, Schmidt. You got so many plush surfaces.
Schmidt: Well, there are 15 different bang spots in here, each one specifically designated to its own sexual position.
Winston: Mm.
Schmidt: That's standing, this is sitting, that's diagonal.
Winston: That's how I do it.
Schmidt: The "Why? Why? Because." The "Closure of the Lincoln Tunnel." The "Red Beanbag Chair." Which is pretty obvious, but, you know, that's a good one. The "Glass Menagerie." The "Bike Share."