Coach Quote #38
Coach: Well, then, I'll do the countdown.
Winston: You know what? I'll do the countdown then. The countdown begins when this timer goes off.
Coach: You set the timer for 20 minutes. [Winston unwinds the timer] I'm gonna make a cake so moist, girls are gonna be, like, "Ew. Why do you say moist? I hate that word." I'm gonna be, like, "Just taste the cake." And they're gonna be, like, "Damn, it's moist!"
Winston: And...
Coach: Bake!
Winston: Okay, bake! I said it first. I said it first.
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Quote from Nick
Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.