Winston Quote #317

Quote from Winston in Birthday

Winston: I see what you're trying to do here, man. You're trying to show me up.
Coach: What are you talking about, Bish?
Winston: I'm referring to basketball. When we used to play back in the day, no matter how open I was, you never passed me the ball, you never let me shoot. You just couldn't stand to let me shine.
Coach: Your nostrils are flaring so much right now, it's distracting.
Winston: I'm done letting you run the court. I'm building my own court. And it's gonna be bigger and yummier than yours.
Coach: Are you challenging me to a bake-off, Bish?
Winston: Yes, I am challenging you to a bake-off.

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 ‘Birthday’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.

Quote from Schmidt

Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.

Quote from Schmidt

Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.