Nick Quote #585
Winston: [on the phone] So, how's your plan working out?
Nick: Okay, I have no plan. I'm just winging it, okay? I panicked and took her to a drugstore. She's getting a free diabetes test. I don't know where to take her. Is it safe to bring her home?
Jess: Hey.
Nick: Oh! The birthday girl!
Jess: I got the test. My blood sugar is normal.
Nick: Already? You did that all that already?
Jess: Yeah.
Nick: Birthday girl gets, all your favorite... Next activity.
New Girl Quotes
‘Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.