Coach Quote #37

Quote from Coach in Birthday

Coach: Damn shame about that cake, Winston. Looks like someone dominated their party task. "Coach, where are all the kazoos?" All over your face. I'll pick those up. Or maybe in my spare time I'll make a cake. [blows kazoo]
Winston: Just back off, Coach.

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 ‘Birthday’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.

Quote from Schmidt

Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.

Quote from Schmidt

Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.