Nick Quote #584
Jess: Wow. That's the fastest it's ever taken.
Nick: [chuckles] I know. You just look very pretty. So, you want to take a long nap?
Jess: Oh. Um... If that's what you have planned, then, yes, let's take a long nap.
Nick: Perfect. Maybe for, like, six, seven hours?
Jess: Hmm. It's just such a nice day outside...
Nick: Yeah. Um, so let's take, uh let's take this party outside. Next up on the agenda is it's lunch.
Jess: It's 8:30 in the morning.
Nick: Oh, my God, it's so early.
New Girl Quotes
‘Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.