Winston Quote #320
Quote from Winston in Birthday
[on movie screen:]
Cece: What do I think of when I think of Jess?
Winston: When I think of Jess. Okay.
Dr. Foster: When I think about Jess...
Rose: I think of how sweet she is and how smart she is.
Winston: Uh, is glasses and the hair thing.
Cece: Think of dance parties and sleepovers.
Coach: Jess does not like being tackled.
Winston: The eyes, two eyes.
Dr. Foster: Happy birthday, Ms. Day. Your youthful exuberance exhausts me. May it fade with each passing year.
Coach: Well, she made me try papayas. That was cool. They're super soft inside.
Outside Dave: Jess is the upstairs lady.
Winston: There is a there is a ma- I feel like I'm not doing this right.
New Girl Quotes
‘Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Winston: [on the phone] Yeah. She is here. What happened?
Nick: She doesn't think I can do anything or plan anything, and it feels like crap. Maybe she's right. Why did I think I could pull this off? I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack. And I haven't arranged for anybody to clear my Internet history. I wasn't building a bomb! I was just curious.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: He's right, though. I can't do anything. No skills. Never told you this, but I didn't even graduate high school.
Schmidt: A lot of people never graduated high school. Okay. Einstein, Bill Gates, Anne Frank. I'm gonna take back that last one.
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Sure you know how to tap a keg?
Schmidt: How hard could it be? It's beer, for crying out loud. It's the drink of idiots.