Winston Quote #293
Quote from Winston in Longest Night Ever
Bertie: This guy's the best. I'd rather stay home and watch Grey's with him than go out to some bar, try to impress some douche bag dressed like a lumberjack. I am done chasing men.
Winston: I hear that. I am so done chasing women.
Bertie: [smacks lips] That's too bad. [Winston chuckles] Yeah, it's too bad. You guys hungry?
Nick: Oh, no, but thank you very much-
Winston: I could eat.
Bertie: Winston, do you like bologna? It's the kind you have to peel the wrapper off just to get to the meat.
Winston: And do you have pudding in a cup?
Bertie: I never have pudding in a cup.
Winston: No.
Nick: Is that a good thing or a bad thing that she doesn't?
Winston: That's a good thing.
Nick: You know, I don't know what's going on here.
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Jess: Okay, look. Look at me. You are moving on. Now, where's the old Schmidt? When I moved into the loft, you used to pull so many ladies. You were legendary.
Schmidt: That year, uh, Hurricane Schmidt did-did demolish... a number of beach communities.
Jess: Right. All right, we're gonna go talk to this girl over here.
Schmidt: She's on a flip phone, Jess. I mean, she's either poor or a time traveler.
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Jess: Wait, that's so great for Cece. Coach is super hot. Wrong crowd. I see that now. Be that as it may, you blew it with Cece, so you have to be fine with this.
Schmidt: I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: I promise I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: 100% fine.
Nick: You're fine?
Schmidt: Yeah, I'm absolutely fine.
Jess: Really?
Schmidt: It's good for Cece, it's good for Coach, it's good for America. Who knows? We might even get another Tiger Woods out of this situation. Wouldn't that be nice?