Schmidt Quote #605
Schmidt: Guys, it's locked, it's unlocked. Get it together for real.
Nick: What are you doing here? I thought you said you were so busy.
Schmidt: I found this extra alarm clock, and, uh, I thought it'd be neighborly, so I'll set it up for you guys. You're welcome.
Nick: Wait a second. What is that?
Schmidt: What's what?
Nick: Is that a camera?
Schmidt: Hmm?
Nick: Schmidt, are you spying on us?
Schmidt: So... [scoffs] It is it's a camera. Well, I'm shocked.
Nick: Schmidt, look, you decided to move out. So move out.
Schmidt: I am out. I'm actually very busy, you know that? I'm actually late for a very important coffee with a with a dear friend of mine.
Nick: Who's that?
Schmidt: Hmm?
Nick: Who?
Schmidt: Yeah. Wouldn't you like to know?
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Coach: [sings to island beats] Tiny pants man He don't have friends That's why he got the clock He got the clock to watch his only friends.
Quote from Coach
Coach: My system is built to be easy. Okay. It's easy as peanuts.
Nick: Easy as peanuts?
Coach: Yeah.
Nick: That's not an expression; no one says that.
Coach: PEANUTS is an acronym. PEANUTS stands for: Physical Education Activity Nuts! Like, like go nuts, have fun!
Nick: Yeah, but you got to use every letter.
Coach: I'm aware of that, but it still works.
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Coach: Nick? I want to talk to you about your fitness level.
Nick: Of what? My body?
Coach: When's the last time you worked out?
Winston: You know what? I'll tell you when the last time he worked out was. It was the time that he battled his daddy's other dumb sperm in order to make his way to his mama's dumb-ass egg.
Nick: Your burns are getting better, man.
Coach: Just really long.