Jess Quote #541

Quote from Jess in Menus

Brian: Hi.
Jess: Don't even talk. My friend is having an allergic reaction to your food.
Winston: [clenched] Hey, man.
Jess: It says "no MSG" on the menu. It also says it with the what do you call the circle with the diagonal line?
Winston: It's the Ghostbusters thing.
Jess: What?
Winston: From the movie Ghostbusters.
Jess: Oh, it says it with words and it says it with the Ghostbusters thing.
Brian: All right, just calm down.
Jess: No, here's what's going to happen. You're going to stop putting these menus everywhere, or I'm going to show the people in here what happens when you eat the food.
Winston: I actually like the food.
Brian: Listen, Jess, Chinese food is MSG. America is living a lie, and we distribute menus so people order the food. Just accept that that's the way things are!
Jess: No, I am done accepting things the way they are, because there are menus everywhere, and there are kids who want to see the ocean.
Brian: What?
Jess: And I don't like your vibe, dude. [Brian groans] Hey! This is what eating here did to my friend.
Winston: Is that crispy noodles?

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