Jess Quote #537
Jess: Are you serious? More menus? This is like... Why do we need more menus? Don't we have enough menus?
Nick: Feels like you're saying menus a lot.
Jess: This is an eco-disaster. Conservation deserves a win today. Hop Foo's has killed its last tree.
Nick: Jess, this feels like a something-else-is-going-on type of thing. Are you okay to drive? You got crazy eye!
New Girl Quotes
‘Menus’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: [sings to island beats] Tiny pants man He don't have friends That's why he got the clock He got the clock to watch his only friends.
Quote from Coach
Coach: My system is built to be easy. Okay. It's easy as peanuts.
Nick: Easy as peanuts?
Coach: Yeah.
Nick: That's not an expression; no one says that.
Coach: PEANUTS is an acronym. PEANUTS stands for: Physical Education Activity Nuts! Like, like go nuts, have fun!
Nick: Yeah, but you got to use every letter.
Coach: I'm aware of that, but it still works.
Quote from Winston
Coach: Nick? I want to talk to you about your fitness level.
Nick: Of what? My body?
Coach: When's the last time you worked out?
Winston: You know what? I'll tell you when the last time he worked out was. It was the time that he battled his daddy's other dumb sperm in order to make his way to his mama's dumb-ass egg.
Nick: Your burns are getting better, man.
Coach: Just really long.