Jess Quote #536
Crystal: Miss Day! Check out my cool beach hat.
Jess: Unfortunately, um, I have some bad news. Uh, we're not gonna get to go on that field trip.
Crystal: But you said anything is possible, Miss Day.
Jess: You just keep wearing that hat, Crystal. Because as long as hot dogs are hats... anything is possible. You could be the first little girl in space. You just ride that hot dog hat all the way to the moon, girl. [Crystal goes to hug Jess] Oh, Crystal, you're not legally allowed to touch me. But thank you.
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Quote from Coach
Coach: [sings to island beats] Tiny pants man He don't have friends That's why he got the clock He got the clock to watch his only friends.
Quote from Coach
Coach: My system is built to be easy. Okay. It's easy as peanuts.
Nick: Easy as peanuts?
Coach: Yeah.
Nick: That's not an expression; no one says that.
Coach: PEANUTS is an acronym. PEANUTS stands for: Physical Education Activity Nuts! Like, like go nuts, have fun!
Nick: Yeah, but you got to use every letter.
Coach: I'm aware of that, but it still works.
Quote from Winston
Coach: Nick? I want to talk to you about your fitness level.
Nick: Of what? My body?
Coach: When's the last time you worked out?
Winston: You know what? I'll tell you when the last time he worked out was. It was the time that he battled his daddy's other dumb sperm in order to make his way to his mama's dumb-ass egg.
Nick: Your burns are getting better, man.
Coach: Just really long.