Winston Quote #249
Quote from Winston in The Captain
Kylie: Who are you here to pick up?
Winston: Well, actually, uh, my boy cat is looking for a girl cat.
Kylie: Oh. Well, I might know a girl cat who's looking for a boy cat.
Winston: Oh, yeah?
Kylie: Mm-hmm.
Winston: Does the girl cat have all her parts?
Kylie: Um, yeah.
Winston: Yes? Uh, okay. Well, um, I don't know, maybe, uh, she could come over sometime?
Kylie: Like, our cats could go on a date?
Winston: Yes, you get it. You know, everyone else thought I was being weird. So, um, how often do you groom your cat?
New Girl Quotes
‘The Captain’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: What's wrong?
Nick: Nothing.
Jess: Uh-oh. Looks like we have a little Groundhog Day situation.
Nick: Please don't call it a Groundhog's Day situation.
Jess: Six more weeks of winter. Don't worry. Lie back. I'm gonna take care of this.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Stop! I have feelings. I didn't like when you did the Captain. It made me feel... bad.
Jess: Okay, I've I've never seen this sober before.
Nick: Stop, it's my turn. You talk too much and it frustrates me. Sometimes you talk even after you've fallen asleep. How do you breathe? Where do you get the words? But it doesn't matter, Jess, because I like you a lot. But maybe do that less, okay?
Jess: Nick, I just feel... Sorry. I'm so sorry. Just keep going.
Nick: I don't know. Um, I really like the instrument of the cello. I like the cello a lot, and I don't talk about it a lot but I should because I feel very passionate about it. It's a beautiful instrument. It's like a guitar but it stands up. I once saw a zebra named Gavin give birth at the zoo, and I cried hysterically. And then I bought one of those stretched out pennies that you can get to remember it and then I lost that and I cried again. Sometimes when I smell dust in like an attic or something, like that mothy, dusty, I think about my mother. When I was 14, I saw my mother change, and I saw her whole body naked without underpants on. I really like when a rap song uses a choir. It makes me feel really happy when all those ladies' voices come in and then the guy's rapping. I think it's awesome.
Quote from Nick
Jess: I don't trust him.
Nick: I know. It's Schmidt we're talking about. After he saw the movie Titanic, he started the Billy Zane fan club.
Jess: What?
Nick: Look it up. They're called the Zaniacs.
Jess: Why does that make me angrier than anything he's ever done?
Nick: I will handle this.
Jess: Okay. And I'm gonna test this cake because I'm so mad at Schmidt.