Nick Quote #485
Quote from Nick in Double Date
Jess: I kind of want to get a gun.
Nick: I'm definitely sexually attracted to ladybugs.
Jess: Ok.
Nick: I prefer the Kilborn Daily Show. I think it's the best one. I know that you're really into...
Jess: It's not.
Nick: Yes, it is. He's very charming.
Jess: I'm weirdly good at volleyball.
Nick: I believe horses are from outer space.
Jess: I believe that too!
New Girl Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Jess: Oh, Nick, go, go! We're gonna lose them! You keep nerd-stopping at every sign!
Nick: Look, if I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear eyeglasses.
Quote from Nick
Jess: Cece still hasn't called me. Do you think you could test my phone again?
Nick: I can't. I don't have any more minutes.
Jess: Minutes, Nick?! Who still has minutes on their phone?!
Nick: I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them. I'm sorry.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Um, that's interesting. I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words.