Jess Quote #498
Quote from Jess in Double Date
Jess: Oh, my God, Schmidt is so scary. You were right.
Nick: We have to talk about the things that he could use to pull us apart, okay?
Jess: Okay.
Nick: Okay. Okay, politics. You're a Democrat, I've never voted.
Jess: I'm in the Green Party.
Nick: Oh, that is so annoying.
Jess: Okay, I have been banned for my lifetime from Lake Ontario. Don't ask.
Nick: Okay. What else do you have?
Jess: My fear of pears.
Nick: Okay, you're afraid of pears?
Jess: And pear-shaped people.
New Girl Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Jess: Oh, Nick, go, go! We're gonna lose them! You keep nerd-stopping at every sign!
Nick: Look, if I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear eyeglasses.
Quote from Nick
Jess: Cece still hasn't called me. Do you think you could test my phone again?
Nick: I can't. I don't have any more minutes.
Jess: Minutes, Nick?! Who still has minutes on their phone?!
Nick: I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them. I'm sorry.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Um, that's interesting. I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words.