Winston Quote #243
Quote from Winston in Double Date
Hostess: Sir, you're clearly alone. We're gonna need this table.
Winston: Okay, so what do you think that over the past two hours, I, as a single person, have ordered eight separate entrees and have taken bites of different sizes of each of them to create some sort of pointless illusion? Do you know how insane you sound?
Hostess: God, I hate this job.
New Girl Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
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Nick: Look, if I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear eyeglasses.
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Nick: I can't. I don't have any more minutes.
Jess: Minutes, Nick?! Who still has minutes on their phone?!
Nick: I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them. I'm sorry.
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