Jess Quote #496
Quote from Jess in Double Date
Jess: That was amazing.
Nick: Jess, you know so many Spaceballs quotes.
Jess: They jam the radar with literal jam. [laughs] Oh, hey, did you ever talk to Schmidt? [Nick lowers the visor] What's going on, Nick? [Jess opens the visor]
New Girl Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Jess: Oh, Nick, go, go! We're gonna lose them! You keep nerd-stopping at every sign!
Nick: Look, if I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear eyeglasses.
Quote from Nick
Jess: Cece still hasn't called me. Do you think you could test my phone again?
Nick: I can't. I don't have any more minutes.
Jess: Minutes, Nick?! Who still has minutes on their phone?!
Nick: I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them. I'm sorry.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Um, that's interesting. I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words.