Nick Quote #479
Quote from Nick in Double Date
Nick: [to the mirror] Okay, here's what it is. Just lie to her, Nick. It's a relationship men and women lie to each other all the time; it's what makes marriages work. Just lie- Oh, you can lie- Yes, I talked to Schmidt. Don't act like an alien; just lie to a woman. It's- Yeah, I talked to Schmidt. It's fine, it's not a big deal.
New Girl Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Jess: Oh, Nick, go, go! We're gonna lose them! You keep nerd-stopping at every sign!
Nick: Look, if I get another ticket, they're gonna make me wear eyeglasses.
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Jess: Cece still hasn't called me. Do you think you could test my phone again?
Nick: I can't. I don't have any more minutes.
Jess: Minutes, Nick?! Who still has minutes on their phone?!
Nick: I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them. I'm sorry.
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Nick: Um, that's interesting. I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words.