Schmidt Quote #548
Schmidt: Whew, great news. My boss is in her office completely passed out. We finally have the night to ourselves.
Cece: Thank God. It's getting a little weird here, right? Dressed up like this. Is that Elizabeth?
Schmidt: Okay, look, Cece, I-I got to tell you something.
Cece: Does Elizabeth work here?
Schmidt: Yes.
Elizabeth: Hey.
Cece: We were just talking about you.
Elizabeth: The food was good.
Cece: Yeah. I was thinking of taking some home.
Elizabeth: You deserve it. Okay, well, I'm heading off. The Asian markets wait for no one. [walks away]
Cece: Wow. She was ice cold to you. [laughs] I'm gonna go get a drink. What a night.
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Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: With the promotion, uh, I got a new office, so I don't have to look at Bethany's mismanaged eyebrows all day. Do you like it? It's a perfect two-thirds replica of Don Draper's office from Mad Men, and you're my sexy Peggy.
Beth: Good God, at least shut the door.
Schmidt: My tiny credenza is in the way.
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: Hey, you guys know anything about cats? Yeah, I'm trying to score some points with Daisy, so I promised to watch her cat tonight.
Schmidt: They carry disease, they're obsessed with my nipples, and they are unwelcome in this loft.
Cece: Did you just say that cats are obsessed with your nipples?
Schmidt: I've told you this story before.
[flashback to a shirtless Schmidt sleeping in a barn with a cat licking his nipple]
Winston: I think I would have remembered that story.
Schmidt: No cats.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Do you know a place I can get cheap school supplies? I only have $15 and a halfie. $15 and a halfie.
Schmidt: A halfie?
Nick: Yeah, it's a half. It got ripped, so it's a half.
Schmidt: No one's gonna accept that as currency.