Schmidt Quote #545
Schmidt: So, listen, I've been dreaming about this fantasy, and I think this party might be the perfect place to try it out.
Elizabeth: Okay, but I can't get wet.
Schmidt: No water. So, listen, you and I are gonna be sexy strangers.
Elizabeth: Yeah?
Schmidt: Now, your stranger is the early-to-bed type, and your job has you on Hong Kong time. But the most important thing is, you're the first person to leave the party.
Elizabeth: Whew. I like. Wait, is that Cece?
Schmidt: Is that who? Huh? No. Cece. No.
Elizabeth: No, Schmidt, that's definitely Cece.
Schmidt: Sorry, in between modeling jobs, she does catering. You mind if I go over there and say hello? I think it's only right.
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Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: With the promotion, uh, I got a new office, so I don't have to look at Bethany's mismanaged eyebrows all day. Do you like it? It's a perfect two-thirds replica of Don Draper's office from Mad Men, and you're my sexy Peggy.
Beth: Good God, at least shut the door.
Schmidt: My tiny credenza is in the way.
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: Hey, you guys know anything about cats? Yeah, I'm trying to score some points with Daisy, so I promised to watch her cat tonight.
Schmidt: They carry disease, they're obsessed with my nipples, and they are unwelcome in this loft.
Cece: Did you just say that cats are obsessed with your nipples?
Schmidt: I've told you this story before.
[flashback to a shirtless Schmidt sleeping in a barn with a cat licking his nipple]
Winston: I think I would have remembered that story.
Schmidt: No cats.
Quote from Nick
Nick: Do you know a place I can get cheap school supplies? I only have $15 and a halfie. $15 and a halfie.
Schmidt: A halfie?
Nick: Yeah, it's a half. It got ripped, so it's a half.
Schmidt: No one's gonna accept that as currency.