Winston Quote #227
Schmidt: You're upset. As you should be. Oh, but that was great, man.
Winston: How long as this been going on, man?
Schmidt: Four days.
Winston: Four days, and you didn't tell me? Come on, Schmidt! I said, "Don't lie to me."
Schmidt: I'm sorry. All right? I love both of these women and I couldn't decide. I needed to buy some more time.
Winston: Cece thinks I'm wearing her panties right now!
Schmidt: Well, that's on you, man! You freaked out super hard! You-you kidding me? That's so weird. Sewing people's panties into underpants.
Winston: Look, we're not best friends, Schmidt. As a matter of fact, we're not friends at all until you fix this.
Schmidt: Okay, all right, look. Winston, I'm sorry, man. W-Winston, you've been working on this puzzle for quite some time now. You realize a lot of those puzzle pieces are upside down, right? It's just they're cardboard color. Is that an almond that you have inserted into one of the pieces? Are you just eating them, or are you using them as pieces? You know that's an almond, right?
Winston: [screams] Schmidt, come here!
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Quote from Schmidt
Winston: Schmidt, calm down. What is your problem?
Schmidt: Two women are in love with me. The problem is, is I'm in love with both of them.
Winston: Okay, looks like you're gonna have to choose.
Schmidt: Cece and I, we have this connection. You know, it's physical it's unhealthy. Look, I don't want to get too graphic with you, but I'm not just the plug with her. I'm also a socket.
Quote from Winston
Schmidt: What about his shoes? Any interest in his shoes?
Winston: Hell no. There's no way you're getting these damn shoes, okay? These are my favorite brown shoes. And besides, this is all your fault, Schmidt.
Jess: Nick's body's being traded like cigarettes right now!
Schmidt: Winston, those shoes are not brown they're green.
Winston: What the hell you talking about, man?
Jess: Those shoes are green.
Winston: You guys are idiots, all right? They're as brown as money.
Jess: What color is Kermit the Frog?
Winston: Brown. It's a brown frog.
Schmidt: Winston, you're color-blind, dude.
Winston: What? I am not color- I am not color-blind.
Quote from Winston
Schmidt: [to Nick] Winston does not get me at all.
Winston: What?
Schmidt: And, plus, he's color-blind, which basically makes him crippled.
Nick: You're color blind?
Winston: Please, tell me these shoes are brown, right?
Nick: Those shoes are green.
Jess: They're definitely green.
Winston: Okay, you both are crazy. Did you text them and tell them what to say?
Schmidt: Winston! If you think those shoes are brown, what color do you think you are?