Schmidt Quote #522
Quote from Schmidt in Elaine's Big Day
Elizabeth: It was Schmidt that you were talking about, right?
Cece: It was. I'm-I'm sorry, Elizabeth. Don't be sorry. It's not your problem. It's Schmidt's.
Schmidt: Why is it... Why is it my problem?
Elizabeth: Who's it gonna be? Me or her?
Cece: No, she's right. You have to choose.
Schmidt: We're gonna do this now? But can... can we sleep on it, maybe? Maybe take the night? I've got... I just got this brand-new Coldplay bootleg. Live from Rotterdam. What if we just make some pasta and really listen to it?
Elizabeth: Are you in love with her or are you in love with me?
Cece: You have to decide.
[Schmidt runs away]
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Nick: I'm trying to turn it off, you idiot!
Winston: Oh... no.
Nick: What's going on?
Winston: Uh... Bucky got out of his cage, man. Let's go get him.
Nick: No! No! I'm getting out of here!
Winston: No, you're coming with me. You got to help me find the badger, Nick! You don't be no bitch!
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Nick: Hey, give me the keys.
Jess: Where are we going?
Nick: I don't know. Where did we come from? Where do we go? Where did we come from?
Jess: [chuckes] Shut up.
Nick: Yeah, that was "Cotton-Eyed Joe," wasn't it?
Quote from Winston
Winston: Hey. Bucky bit me. Bit me bad.
Nick: Hmm.
Winston: Yeah. So, um... so I'm pretty dizzy.
Nick: Okay.
Winston: Okay, what happened with Jess?
Nick: We called it. And she left. Yeah, we-we called it off. So, now I'm gonna drink, because that's my move.
Winston: Yeah. That was also your dad's move. Yeah, when things get messy, you just run away. But, you know, there are other moves. [Nick chuckles] Go.
Nick: Thanks, man.
Winston: Hey, bartender, can you call an ambulance? I'm about to bleed out. Thanks, man.