Nick Quote #442
Quote from Nick in Winston's Birthday
Bob Day: Wait-wait a minute. Hold-hold on, hold on. What are you doing? Lettuce, tomato, lettuce, meat-meat-meat-meat-meat- meat-meat-meat-meat, cheese, lettuce.
Nick: You're a sandwich genius. Is there anything you don't know everything about?
Bob Day: Try me.
Nick: All right, I will try you. I've got a question about Yolanda Winston.
Bob Day: Sure.
Nick: Well, we've only slept together once, but, Bob, I don't know what she wants.
Bob Day: Well, the first thing you got to figure out is what do you want.
Nick: Well, I don't know how you get a podcast, but you should look into it.
New Girl Quotes
‘Winston's Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Bob Day
Jess: Oh, my God. I have the chance to teach kids again.
Bob Day: You got to go.
Jess: Oh... Dad, you should come with me.
Nick: Yes, you should go with your daughter!
Bob Day: What am I gonna do, sit in your car and get mugged? I mean, I didn't gay my way out of Vietnam just to be killed by some punk. No, no. No, I'll stay with him.
Quote from Nick
Bob Day: Come on, what's she like?
Nick: She's, uh, not quirky.
Bob Day: No?
Nick: She's got no bangs.
Bob Day: No bangs.
Nick: Uh, tall and fat.
Bob Day: Really?
Nick: Yeah. Really ugly eyes. Small, tiny little beady eyes.
Bob Day: Yeah. Yeah.
Nick: Her name is, uh, Yolanda Winston.
Bob Day: Yolanda Winston.
Quote from Bob Day
Nick: This girl really means a lot to me, Bob. And I just don't want to screw it up.
Bob Day: Why would you screw it up?
Nick: I don't want to make excuses, but my dad was kind of a... a piece of... You know, truth be told, Bob, I'm afraid I'm a lot like him.
Bob Day: The mere fact that you just said that means that you're nothing like your old man. Any girl would be lucky to have a guy like you.
Nick: You mean that?
Bob Day: Yes, I do.
Nick: Think I'm gonna say something that might make you real happy. That little girl I was talking about, Yolanda? Her name isn't Yolanda. It's Jess. She's your daughter.
Bob Day: I'll kill you! [Nick screams] You're dead! You're dead!