Cece Quote #76
Quote from Cece in Bachelorette Party
Jess: Cece, you wanted a bachelorette party ever since I've known you. Why do you have to pretend to be somebody you're not?
Cece: What are you saying?
Jess: I'm just saying, this is all moving really, really fast, and maybe you need to get to know Shivrang a little bit more, and maybe you need to slow this down so he can get to know you.
Cece: I'm getting married in three weeks. Are you saying that I shouldn't get married in three weeks?
Jess: No. I'm just saying that maybe you should...
Cece: I knew it! I knew it! You have been against this wedding from the beginning.
Jess: Fine! I don't think you should marry Shivrang if it means you have to change who you are.
Cece: Yeah, well, I don't need to take relationship advice from a girl who's in the middle of a seventh grade debacle with a boy across the hall! "Oh, I'm a single adult, and I kissed another single adult. What's gonna happen? Does Nick like me? I better go pick out a party dress. I wear pajama sets!"
Jess: You question my pajamas, you make me question our entire friendship.
New Girl Quotes
‘Bachelorette Party’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Jess: I just need you to kidnap Shivrang so I can get Cece alone.
Winston: Roughhouse him a little bit, drop him off in the desert till he don't breathe no more?
Nick: What?!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Well, spoiler alert: Women are liars.
Nick: Yeah. Yeah.
Schmidt: They're supposed to want commitment, right? But then I offer it to them on a silver platter and they throw it back in my face like a comedy pie.
[flashback:]
Schmidt: I know this is awkward because we slept together, and I never returned any of your phone calls, so this might come as a shock to you, but... will you be my girlfriend?
Hot Girl #1: [sighs] Oh, God. I thought you had herpes. But no to the girlfriend, you dick.
[flashback:]
Schmidt: Do you remember two years ago when we were watching coverage of the BP oil spill and doing it during the commercials and then you asked me if I wanted a serious relationship and I laughed in your face? Well, my new answer... is yes.
[flashback:]
Schmidt: Be my girlfriend!
Woman: [screams]
Schmidt: What's that all about? [notices woman's groceries] Cream cheese in bulk?
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Cece didn't give me a plus-one. How dare she not give me a plus-one. You can't invite an ex to a wedding and not give him the dignity of consolation sex. Girl better recognize. Schmidty gonna go get his plus-one.