Cece Quote #77
Quote from Cece in Bachelorette Party
Cece: I mean, I don't want to see it. I do. Okay. But not-not... not here. I'm sorry. It's just, you know, I-I... Sometimes it feels like we're just moving so fast, and I feel crazy that we're just... jumping in blindly. But maybe that's what makes this special. It's just a real leap of faith, Shivrang.
Shivrang: Yeah, uh, but look, the first thing that you need to know about me is that it's actually pronounced Shivrung.
Cece: I don't know how to pronounce your name?!
Shivrang: No, no. You were just so pretty, I didn't want to correct you. But look, the most important thing is that I am gonna do my best to make you the happiest woman on the face of the earth.
New Girl Quotes
‘Bachelorette Party’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Jess: I just need you to kidnap Shivrang so I can get Cece alone.
Winston: Roughhouse him a little bit, drop him off in the desert till he don't breathe no more?
Nick: What?!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Well, spoiler alert: Women are liars.
Nick: Yeah. Yeah.
Schmidt: They're supposed to want commitment, right? But then I offer it to them on a silver platter and they throw it back in my face like a comedy pie.
[flashback:]
Schmidt: I know this is awkward because we slept together, and I never returned any of your phone calls, so this might come as a shock to you, but... will you be my girlfriend?
Hot Girl #1: [sighs] Oh, God. I thought you had herpes. But no to the girlfriend, you dick.
[flashback:]
Schmidt: Do you remember two years ago when we were watching coverage of the BP oil spill and doing it during the commercials and then you asked me if I wanted a serious relationship and I laughed in your face? Well, my new answer... is yes.
[flashback:]
Schmidt: Be my girlfriend!
Woman: [screams]
Schmidt: What's that all about? [notices woman's groceries] Cream cheese in bulk?
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Cece didn't give me a plus-one. How dare she not give me a plus-one. You can't invite an ex to a wedding and not give him the dignity of consolation sex. Girl better recognize. Schmidty gonna go get his plus-one.