Nick Quote #366
Nick: I don't want the responsibility.
Schmidt: You can do this, man. What, what are your chores?
Nick: Well, Porta Potties.
Schmidt: Porta Potties. What's ... now, what is the first chore that I gave you?
Nick: I have absolutely no memory.
Schmidt: Balloons!
Nick: I'm having an anxiety attack.
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Cece: Yeah.
Jess: I need a real man, who can express his feelings, and I need a different mouth on my mouth. To erase that mouth.